Tuesday, August 10, 2010

If I Were; 20 Random Things About Me



I miss blogging. There is so much going on but every time I try to write a full post I only manage unfinished sentences. I promise I will be back, thanks to everyone who reads this blog. Here is a random something which I know does not pass for a post but will do for now.


#1. If I were a time of day, I’d be early morning; probably between Six and Eight. Because I’m a morning person; a very perky annoying morning person, who sings (off tune) and tries to make conversation while everyone else is trying to sleep.

#2. If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday. I love the random ties of Sundays; the long walks after church, journal entries, ice cream dates, how town looks like a ghost down in the afternoons, watching program re-runs, brunch and the sun; which never disappoints on Sundays.

#3. If I were a month, I’d be January. I love new beginnings; clean slates, a chance to start over again; to right the wrongs, make resolutions and eventually break them.

#4. If I was a piece of furniture, I’d be a bookcase because I love books...mostly old dusty second hand books because I find all sorts of things inside like plane tickets, folded bookmarks and random writings done by strangers. (Side Note: I need to stop reading multiple books at a go.)

#5. If I were a direction, (though I suck at directions), I’d be north because for me North stands for progress.

#6. If I were a tree, I’d be the Jacaranda tree that sits at the end of the street on my way to church. It has a way of telling me that nothing is permanent, that change is inevitable. That sometimes we want to go back and relive the happy moments, hold them tighter but leaves fall and bring new life, usher new seasons and we have to live in the now moments.

#7. If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a clarinet, because it’s the only instrument I learned how to play.

#8. If I were a kind of weather, I’d be the sunny weather after the rains; a sign of hope.

#9. If I were a color, I’d be black because black is daring; I’m learning everyday to take a chance, so that one day I don’t look back and wonder what should have, would have, could have been.

#10. If I were an emotion, I’d be compassion.

#11. If I were a sound, I’d be a lot of sounds, like the wind blowing, leaves crushing on a windy day, the sound of rain on my window pane or a quiet whisper.

#12. If I were a flower, I’d be a rose because a rose with its thorns reminds me of the true reality of life; that it comes with the good and bad, the ugly and beautiful.

#13. If I were a fruit, I’d be a ripe tangerine because they are so easy to peel and so orangey.

#14. If I were a place, I’d be Aiken Village in Starkville, Mississippi because it holds so many beautiful childhood memories and dreams; of tire swings and nature walks, book reports and field trips.

#15. If I were a room in a house, I’d be the toilet. I love nice cozy toilets; the perfect place to reflect and read outdated magazines. I’m obsessed with toilets, when I was a little younger, when other kids wanted to be doctors and scientists; I wanted to be the best toilet cleaner in the world.

#16. If I were a scent, I'd be my mother’s kitchen after her baking on Saturday afternoons; I’d also be apple toilet freshener or the scent of ripe mangoes.

#17. If I were a body part, I'd be the eyes because there is so much beauty to see.

#18. If I were a song, I'd be many songs put together because my life is like a mixed tape; songs that remind me of early memories with my father listening to Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic', the ones that play in the house on Sunday mornings, the ones that remind me of childhood friends, my second heartbreak, of long goodbyes and sudden hello’s.

#19. If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be nice cozy flip flops or knee high boots.

#20. If I were a story, I’d be a story of faith; because every moment of my life has been about the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not yet seen.


What would you be?

26 showed some love:

  1. I love #20! - I'd want to be a story of Faith too... I think life brings challenges which causes me to use Faith >>> Afterall no one can help like God!

    looooool @ #15 - being a toilet?!

    if i were a musical instrument, i'd be a guitar!...i love it's unique sound.

    If i were an emotion - i'd be love or peace

    If i were a colour - i'd like to be red because it's bold and stands out.

    Hope you come back to bloggin soon! God bless. :-)

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  2. The North down here is not progressive at all ,would rather be the south.
    Love No. 20 and 17

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  3. If I were a musical instrument, I would be a cello, because it is deep deep sounding and I am deep. Frankly I believe its the only instrument I can really express all that I feel with :)

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  4. You promised and then you delivered the post. Thank you.

    If I were a month i'd be may, It has been a month of fortunes for me. Its like my first month of the year.

    If i were a tree, I'd be a pine tree, for its beauty is amazing.

    If I were a kind of weather, I'd be the evening chill with the sun setting. Because my heart rests as I wouldn't want to worry about the next day.

    #11 I share the same you.

    If I were a place I would be a hut located near a waterfall with a small forest. Coz I'd think better in that place.
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    #18 is exactly like yours only that I'd be humming to "do wanna miss a thing" by aerosmith.

    If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a violin, coz for every stroke its like the violins sound is straight from my heart.

    #15 and #5 I like...

    I'd rather be West, because I love the sunset and always look forward to a new day...

    If I were a story, It would be of Survival. For my life has been about survival....

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  5. very nice piece, i couldn't even dissect myself like that esp if i were a flower, i don't know any flowers, lol.

    ilike

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  6. I enjoyed reading this post...provokes a lot of imagination. LOL @ being best toilet cleaner in the world. what about decades? which decade would you be?

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  7. Aaaw!!

    Nice post. And no, this is a real one...mambo ya kusema ul post "a real one" uache. :)

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  8. beautiful...........wow...

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  9. i have missed your pieces as much as i've missed you... must meet up soon

    and if i truly must answer your question, i'd be a camera. to capture the various split-second, hair-raising moments of life for keeps sake

    you are loved

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  10. "If I were a song, I'd be many songs put together because my life is like a mixed tape"

    I feel the same way. I love #20 too.

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  11. i love this!If i were a month i think i'll be January.There is a sort of hope and new beginnings with January

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  12. this was so a great post. i lauged at being a toilet cleaner/freshner..and most of it is true.

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  13. Awwwhhh....I love the way you did this...not the usual random-things-about-me.

    So what happened to the toilet-ier dream?...we want to know...lol

    I loved a lot of the numbers by #20 was IT!

    Thanks for sharing, Tricia

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  14. i really loved hearing about you dearie, its amaizng to get to know people:)
    xx
    mel

    peterbellandtinkerpan.blogspot.com

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  15. If I were a day, I'd be Wednesday, the middle: the bad halfway done with and half of the good to look forward to
    if I were a month I'd be January coz that's when three of the people I have loved most were born
    If I were a body part I'd be the heart, to have the capacity to love

    I am loving the writer's block!!! Come back soon

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  16. i should totally, definitely do this!!

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  17. Numbers 1, 4, 10, 12, and 20. I'm right there with you. I loved reading this. Take your time. We're right here waiting for you when you are ready. :)

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  18. Number 20. Very much like moi. Faith it is.

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  19. totally loved this post, your descriptive ability is top notch..

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  20. Mummy, you blog is real badass. It has got some refreshing pieces, too. I really won't mind if you followed me on my blog:www.biloetry.blogspot.com

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  21. Nice post!! Did you grow up in Mississippi?

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  22. @ NIKU ~ If I was a decade I think I'd be the 70's

    @OtienoHongo ~ Yes I did.

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  23. Amazing post! you're a really talented writer. I love the "If I were a sound" and the toilet cleaening part was quite bizzarre.

    AH
    http://ahechoes.wordpress.com

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  24. Amazing blog. I love the sound part.

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  25. I agree with #12. If I were a flower I'd be a rose as it teaches us how to handle life:
    Enjoy the view, take in the pleasant aromas but handle with care as it can sting and give you sporotrichosis.

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  26. i love your blog in general but this post is GREAT if you don't mind I posted in on my blog my version that is but I cited you. Here it is if you want to see it www.akabwil10.blogspot.com

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